Pregnancy body calls for new clothes. And a fun t-shirt is a must have. If you want to embrace the bump and make other people giggle, check out these funny maternity shirts!
Cute Maternity Shirts
This first category involves maternity shirts that are less silly and more sweet. They’re a fun idea for any mom on any day.
This Crazy Dog shirt makes the perfect gift for that first-time Mommy. It’s made from ringspun cotton that stays soft and can be machine washed. This professionally printed tee will have everyone saying “awww” to the mommy to be.
The shirt will be really funny to anyone who’s already mom. They’ll take one look at your pregnant self and think man I’ve been there and it is miserable! This tee is made from soft, ringspun cotton and is professionally printed with great ink. It’s also machine washable and runs a little bit bigger than your pre-pregnancy yes, so ordering your regular size will probably work well, or you can order down a size for a truly tight fit on your bump.
If you want something cute but neutral, try this tee. It’s got side and back ruching for room to grow during pregnancy. It’s got black and gray high-quality print on a black 100% cotton background. This shirt is a little more expensive, but it’s thicker than others. A great option if you aren’t finding out baby’s gender!
This is yet another shirt that’s not so much funny as cute. This awesome tee has a lot of side wrinkles and ruching to help give your belly lots of space. The shirt itself is made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex, and can be purchased in black, grey, or white. This shirt is also a little bit cheaper than other maternity shirts.
People won’t have to ask if you have a “bun in the oven” because you’ll show them right up front that you do! This adorable graphic is professionally printed on a soft grey or white cotton t-shirt. These shirts run a bit large, even after machine washing.
I picked this shirt because it’s adorable, and it’s also long sleeve. As someone who’s been pregnant through two different winters, finding cute long sleeve maternity shirts can be hard. This shirt is printed with plasticol ink on a vintage and lightweight tee. The tee is made from a soft ringspun cotton that gives a nice stretch and stays soft through machine washing. This shirt has a really nice fit and is long through the body, although my complaint is at the sleeves tend to run a little bit short, so it does end up being more of a three-quarter sleeve look.
Holiday Maternity Shirts
Since pregnancy lasts for what feels like forever, you know you’ll have a big bump for at least one holiday. Tis the season for funny maternity shirts!
This is a great holiday maternity shirt that isn’t Christmas specific. You can wear it all winter long for a good laugh. Since it’s from Crazy Dog T-Shirts, you know that the fit is great, the cotton is soft, and the shirt is machine washable.
I’ve been the designated driver for 2 pregnant Saint Patrick’s Day now. And I can tell you that this shirt is so true. Even though it’s hilarious and really hits home with tired and stressed out moms to be, this Crazy Dog T-Shirt will make everyone else giggle and will still give you the chance to show some green pride. The shirt comes in either green or white and is made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. It’s machine washable and runs true to size.
Yet another one from Crazy Dog T-Shirts. This shirt is super soft and comfortable just like all of their other products. This sweet shirt features a pink heart design that’s perfect for your preggo Valentine’s outfit! You can grab this 100% ringspun cotton shirt and either white or gray and look adorable and stay comfortable this Valentine’s Day.
So you want to dress up for Halloween but you don’t know what to wear. Get this cute shirt. You can go for a skeleton costume look, and even include your baby in the fun. This shirt is mostly cotton with a touch of spandex and fits perfectly because of all the side ruching. It’s actually pretty inexpensive, although well-made. The funny skeleton top comes in black, grey, or white.
If you want something that’s more outright Halloweenish, or maybe not so scary, you could get this cute tee that makes your bump look like a pumpkin. The soft and comfortable tee is made from polyester. The reason I picked this maternity shirt is because it’s so much cheaper than other options. That makes more sense, since you’ll probably only be wearing the shirt for one night, so why spend a lot of money on it when you can get a cute shirt for less. This white or orange shirt is machine washable and runs pretty true to size.
A cute homage to the Easter bunny is sure to get some smiles! The bright pink screams spring, but it also screams baby girl. If you want a similar tee that’s also soft cotton, but you are having a boy, check out this shirt: Crazy Dog T-Shirts Maternity Easter Egg Baby Bump T-Shirt.
Yay for Christmas! Celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with a soft cotton t-shirt. Get this lightweight tee in either black or grey for adorable and neutral Holiday laughs.
Eating at Thanksgiving is much more fun when you get to eat for two! This shirt will make people take a second glance and giggle when they read it. The neutral gray and cute print stay on the soft cotton through machine washing and lots of wearing all November long.
Pop Culture Maternity Shirts
Do you like tv, books, movies, and all other things entertaining? So does everyone else. Start that baby off right with a funny pop culture shirt before they even leave the womb.
The Vanilla Ice song will always be catchy, no matter how old you get. If you’re not much of a rapper, wear this Ice Ice Baby t-shirt instead. This shirt comes in 6 colors of pre-shrunk cotton hilarity. As a Crazy Dog T-Shirt, you know it will be soft and will fit nicely, with a nice stretch over your bump.
Maybe you like Star Wars before it was cool, or maybe you’re just now getting into it with all the new movies coming out. In any case, keep your fandom going throughout your pregnancy with this soft shirt from Crazy Dog T-Shirts. You can get this Force shirt in either black, blue, or pink, which is a fun way to reveal your baby’s gender to everyone. This lightweight ringspun and pre-shrunk cotton t-shirt is machine washable and fits just like you want it to.
Who doesn’t love the Sandlot!? This is a play off the famous line “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” I say this to my kids all the time and one day they’ll treasure this movie as much as I do. Show off your beloved movie knowledge with this preshrunk 100% cotton maternity shirt in one of 9 different colors. You can machine wash it without worrying about the printed design coming off. This one runs true to size, so you don’t have to worry about ordering up or down a size.
Disney shirts are amazing, but even more so during pregnancy. Dress your bump up like Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc and get a good laugh. This cotton tee from Crazy Dog T-Shirts is a ringspun cotton that fits true to size and can be machine washed.
This is wonderful pregnancy shirt because it’s a tank top. Pregnancy can be a hot and sweaty business, so throw on this tank and forget about it. Show your love for Belle and the Beast in one of 3 neutral colors. This knit cotton shirt is soft, stretchy, and adorable! Fits true to size.
I love Game of Thrones as much as the next person. Win the pregnancy game by getting this hilarious shirt. A cute way to announce a pregnancy, this shirt comes in 5 colors of 100% cotton. You can machine wash this shirt for lots of comfort.
Yet another 1980s classic movie reference. This shirt is sure to make your friends laugh (as long as they’re old enough to know who the karate kid is!). This funny maternity shirt is made from stretchable cotton with spandex added. You can machine wash it, too! Comes in black, white, or grey.
Food Maternity Shirts
You can’t mention pregnancy without mentioning food. That’s why my personal favorite category in the funny maternity shirts is the food one! Nothing gives people a chuckle like blaming that big belly on baby’s big appetite. Or comparing baby to food. Point is, food maternity shirts are hilarious!
Honesty is the best policy. And nothing is more honest than this t-shirt. Another funny shirt from Crazy Dog T-Shirts helps you blame your insane hunger on your baby. You can get this pre-shrunk cotton t-shirt in 6 different colors ranging from neutral to gender-specific. It’s professionally printed, machine washable and stretchy with a great fit.
I’ve told you how much my kids love pizza, right? Because they ate so much of it in the womb, maybe. Be proud of those 6 slices of pizza that you just ate with this hilarious shirt. You can pick your favorite of 7 different colors. The lightweight ringspun cotton tee can be machine washed. Perfect fit, funny picture.
Ice cream and pregnancy go together like peanut butter and jelly. Keep blaming that sugar craving on the baby with this cotton spandex tee. Available in grey, black, or white, this classic fit tee can go in the washer if you spill some of your own ice cream on it.
This cute tee is made from a high quality and super soft ringspun cotton. This maternity shirt has plasticol ink for durability for all 9 months! The softness and professionally printed funny saying last through machine washing. Ordering a size up is recommended to give that bump room to breathe, even though this has nice side ruching!
This shirt will make people laugh because you can totally blame that taco addiction on your baby. This t-shirt is a poly/cotton blend and it comes in 6 different colors. The professionally printed image stays on this off shirt. You can machine wash this and it has a nice amount of stretch for comfort. And even though I put in the food section, feel free to wear this shirt for any holiday, including for Cinco de Mayo or any given Taco Tuesday!
This basic t-shirt has plain printed letters with a hilarious saying. You can choose black letters on either white or gray background . The shirt does run a little big and is made from a cotton/poly blend for good stretch. The neck is more of a scoop neck, so keep that in mind when ordering this. It only has a small amount of side ruching.
Sarcastic Maternity Shirts
If you’ve read a lot of my articles, then you know that my sense of humor is a bit sarcastic and cheeky. That’s why I love these sarcastic shirts. It is a more… shall we say sassy humor that fits the whole pregnancy state of mind quite well.
Even though I’m putting this one under sarcastic, you might actually mean this threat when you wear this shirt. This is a personal favorite for me because people feel like they can touch your tummy anytime when you’re pregnant. But when you wear this soft shirt, you’ll make them laugh and keep them at a distance. The solid color t-shirts are made from 100% cotton or a poly/cotton blend, depending on color. In any case, these soft shirts are machine washable and lightweight.
This stretchy top is made from mostly cotton with a touch of spandex. It also has generous side ruching to make room for that big belly. This sure is hilarious and is perfect for the mom with a cheeky sense of humor. You can get the shirt and black, grey, or white.
You’ve heard of Mommysaurus, but have you heard of Pregosaurus? Equally as formidable a creature. This hilarious t shirt comes in 5 different colors of 100% cotton. Has a great fit and machine washability. Great for making your other kiddos giggle.